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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Praise His Benevolent Noodliness!


The truth is out! Of course a hemoglobin molecule looks like the Flying Spaghetti Monster... there's a little bit of Him in all of us.

Let us say a prayer (taken from the sacred and prophetic Vampire Scriptures):
"May I always be touched by his noodly appendage... Praise his benevolent noodliness. R'amen!"
Now say 40 "Hail Noodlinesses" and we will be one pirate closer to stopping global warming.

[via Totally Looks Like]